The online store has gone live, along with several other tweaks to the site. If you want a signed book, please visit the online store and pick yourself up a copy. If you’re looking for a shirt or some other bit of merch, you can visit my storefront on Teepublic. More items will be added as they come available.
Q: So what’s the deal? How much are you charging for your John Hancock?
A: I don’t charge anything for my autograph. Never have, hopefully never will. All prices above are based on the book’s suggested retail price at Amazon.com.
Q: Wait a second! I just checked and you’re charging more than Amazon. What gives? A: Amazon tends to discount prices at their discretion. Unfortunately I don’t have time to check them 24/7 so it’s possible they might be discounting some of my titles and I’m just not aware of it.
Q: Do you charge shipping? A: Yes, I charge a flat rate of $3 anywhere inside the US
Q: Do you ship outside the United States? A: Not at this time. I may add an option for that later on, but I will most likely have to charge appropriate shipping fees.
Q: When will my book ship? A: As soon as it can. If I have it on hand, I will ship it out within a few days of receipt of order. If I need to replenish inventory, it could be up to 2 weeks until it ships.
Q: Can I return it if I hate (insert whatever reason here)? A: As these are customized items, all sales are final. That being said, my goal is to delight you, not piss you off. If there’s an issue with shipping – a product doesn’t arrive, or arrives damaged – please use the contact form in the website navigation to reach out to me so we can arrange a replacement.